Sunday, December 16, 2007

My fantasy...


I know I will probably risk losing my dyke card for saying this...but after watching an hour of her on tv and realizing how absolutely smitten I am with this woman...I confess...

I would love to spend a day with Rachel Ray. There. I said it.

Picture this... Rachel comes over and transforms my kitchen into a gourmet pleasure palace - picture that cool retro look she has going on on her set - lots of tile and expensive cookware. We open a bottle of fabulous wine and I settle in on a comfy high stool opposite the cooking area where I spend the next hour or so watching her prepare us a feast while we sip wine and she performs her kitchen magic (which absolutely MUST include smashing baby potatoes which have been simmering in the expensive cookware with a bottle of EVOO).

I know. Lame.

Hmmmm...what about dessert?

6 comments:

Lora said...

LOL You crack me up!! She makes cooking look SOOO Easy.
Smitten eh?? ;) ;)

Anonymous said...

There's just one problem with your fantasy - Rachel Ray only takes 30 minutes to prepare a meal. Hmmmm, what WILL you do with the extra 30? ;-)

Gina House said...

Woo-hoo! If I could make it happen, I totally would. Though I think you're a bit too good for that gal...just my opinion, though....he he.

ErickaJo said...

I saw those potatoes! Didn't those look awesome? Going in completely the opposite way from you, I'm afraid, but I will be making those taters.

Laurin said...

she's cute and all, and I guess she can cook, but does the woman ever shut up? she would make Ghandi look for a switch, I tell you WHUT.

Laurin said...

she's cute and all, and I guess she can cook, but does the woman ever shut up? she would make Ghandi look for a switch, I tell you WHUT.